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The Introductory Information Area of NCIEO (Nitpicker Central Internet Extension Office) contains five sections: About NCIEO, Frequently Asked Questions About Nitpicking, Nitpicking Rules of Conduct, Shamless Plugs for Phil Farrand's books and The Chief Nitpicker's Biography. Please scroll down for a short description of each section.


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ABOUT NCIEO

Just a few words about this web site and a few pointers on how to get around within NCEIO. And, if you're the type of person who appreciates the wonderful feeling of gestalt that one gets from an all-in-one, whole enchilada, graphical overview map, this area can point you to the Official, Never Before Seen on Terrestrial TV, World Premiere Graphical Map to NCIEO.


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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT NITPICKING

Just what is nitpicking and how does it keep Phil Farrand's nose out of other people's armpits?


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NITPICKING RULES OF CONDUCT

Seems like everywhere you go it's rules this and rules that. Well, this place is no exception but there's really only just two main rules of nitpicking. It'll go quick and you really do need to read them "'cause there's gonna be a test later."


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SHAMELESS PLUGS

In case you haven't noticed, I write books for a living. In other words, everytime you kindly purchase a Nitpicker's Guide a magic number increases within the great accounting department of Dell Publishing and twice a year they send my agent a check! (Yea, we like this!) It keeps my daughter in shoes and food on the table and for that I am very grateful. So if you've purchase a Guide, come on in and remind yourself what a smart person you were for doing so! Or, if you don't happen to have a complete set . . . ahem . . . there's more fun out there friends even if you don't happen to be a fan of that particular series. And, for those of you haven't purchase your first Guide yet (Gasp!), come on in and persue the selected passages. If you find something that strikes your fancy, visit a bookstore soon!


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THE CHIEF NITPICKER'S BIOGRAPHY

Okay . . . people have asked. Here it is. Everything you didn't want to know about me. This is the standard bio that I send out when PR people request it. (I always feel goofy about this, hence the picture to lighten things up a bit. What can I say? I was having a bad hair day!)

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